- ‘Twas The Middle Age
- Why Aren’t I Dead?
- You Really Know How to Hurt a Guy
- Am I going to die?
- Everything’s always about you, isn’t it?
- Only a hero on a selfless and noble quest may remove the talking sword from this fat guy.
- I’m sure I said nothing about your breast.
- Speaking of bosoms…
- I prefer the term “metaphysically challenged.”
- There’s an evil horde standing behind me, isn’t there?
- The thought makes me rust inside.
- Because you, despite all outward appearances, are not cursed.
- Like a murder of crows but with more murdering…
- You want them to kill me?
- Locked up the right butt with its gourd in a ham.
- The Dancing Blade of Death
- Oh, your highness… I shouldn’t…
- I thought there’d be more blood.
- Don’t you worry your malformed head about it.
- The merest whisper of his initials toppled the treetop towers of the Girafflings!
- Your rage pairs nicely with Gorgonzola.
- That’s not a to-do list.
- Hello there, Bob.
- I was afraid of this.
- I wouldn’t worry about it.
- How would you like it?
- My heart is pure, my love is true, and my quest is noble.
- Alcohol is Magic
- Shaken, Not Churned
- Lactose and other kinds of intolerant…
- Melvwyn the Magnificent!
- Gyre Lisketly Until the Wittles Fremble!
- Sword Troubles…
- You old bastard sword!
- Cosmological Chicanery and Metaphysical What-Have-You
- The deadliest warrior and most cunning tracker…
- The What of What?!?
- Overripe Aging and a Nutty Finish
- I like him already!
- What are you doing?
- Ow! Owww!
- Magic cake
- This is Chaotic Awful!
- Oh, it’s Totally Random!
- Onomatopoeia!
- We’re so confused!
- Chivalry is boring!
- Stab him! Do it!
- Stabbity stab stab time!
- Duck!
- Such beauty!
- Charcoal Briquettes Covered in Barbecue Sauce and Tears.
- With just a little plum sauce…
- You’re too late! He’s dead!
- Why Don’t We Cut This Trilogy Short?
- The best explanation I’ve heard thus far!
- How fortuitous!
- Good news!
- Waddlebottom’s message…
- I’m free!
- Would it kill you?
- It’ll tear you to shreds!
- I Was in Love Once.
- What kind of idiot?
- Can’t we talk about something more appealing?
- Doom or Fate?
- Look at those soft, adorable faces!
- They’re monsters! You can’t keep them!
- I say this with the deepest respect!
- Why did you pick up a rock?
- $%@#! and OWWW!
- A totally normal sound!
- Grown-up talk!
- Fairly Atypical Behavior!
- Human Cunning!
- Sir Quimp of Grawlix stood standingly…
- Please don’t…
- It’s thanks to a spellbook…
- Something’s wrong!
- These things define us!
- Ah… durr… ehh… bleh.
- Grow tall, deep, and moist!
- Something to look forward to…
- Not again!
- Sticks and Stones…
- If you’re in such a hurry…
- Now what?
- With a cow’s head?
- How is the knight still standing?
- The Obscenicon?
- It’s like rotten eggs!
- Sandwich dragons!
- Unhand my baby!
- What do you want?
- Hold your Horuses!
- It’s probably a trap.
- Don’t be silly!
- Rosy Turnip?
- Why are all your sandwiches sitting on books?
- You and the plot have a lot in common…
- Who have we here?
- Tell me your name, morsel.
- Bad Kitty!
- Apologies, Empress.
- Lucky me!
- You know my work!
- Think of the opportunities!
- Don’t You Loathe Him?
- A weapon you can bargain with…
- Wha… where?
- For your safety, of course.
- Gloriously unhelpful!
- So many questions!
- Shouldn’t we flee?
- If I had to guess…
- Eloquent as always…
- My seventh favorite flavor of death…
- I happen to have a complete set…
- I have a tiny surprise for you…
- It’s her!
- And speaking of dragons and scales…
- Precisely what I mean!
- You’re going to love it!
- Oof!
- Six words…
- Your grelationship…
- I could hear them cheering!
- Do you want to hear the story or not?
- A… d- dragon, you say?
- I’m so glad you asked.
- If you dare!
- Painting a Word Picture…
- I’m not doubting you…
- I couldn’t help but try…
- My Sweet Phosphene!
- Yield, Villains!
- You want it?
- Why do you defend a monster?
- Tainted!
- Might I offer an alternative theory?
- Funny story!
- You don’t remember?
- And what happened next?
- You’re killing me!
- Why… won’t… you… budge?
- All that matters…
- I didn’t know you cared!
- Now where did I leave my story?
- What’s the difference?
- That’s just it!
- Hold this!
- Fine!
- Wait for it…
- When you say expelled…
- This seems ungood…
- And even worse…
- Doubly bad!
- If it’s not too forward…
- My head’s full…
- A personal question…
- As you can see…
- This may sting!
- Why do you keep saying…
- There was a note…
- So…. you think…
- I couldn’t wait…
- Poor Quimp…
- Or rather…
- I can’t save you…
- Which one?
- My favoritest story…
- All the best stories…
- I can’t believe I’m saying this…
- What’s the point?
- What the… Why?
- Please stand by…
- I have much to tell you…
- A high honor…
- Now you’re talking!
- You’d better hurry up!
- My new selfless quest…
- Death shall now take you!
- Of course you didn’t!
- A big strong hero like you?
- Don’t pass out!
- An awful view…
- Whoa Woeblade!
- Must I remind you?
- You don’t scare us!
- For the moment…
- Ancient relic?
- I see that.
- How long was I out?
- The Quimp?
- Better than nothing…
- Have you heard tell?
- They’re looking for the same things…
- And other synonyms…
- Too late…
- Not so fast…
- Rarrr
- If that’s who I think it is…
- Okay, maybe not…
- Uh oh!
- Abraca-Shush!
- Abraca-Snap
- Someone’s alive…
- Wait… aren’t you…
- Usual colorful plumage…
- I was going to say…
- How did you miss that?
- Almost there!
- I can’t see you!
- So do I!
- She’s turned red!
- But now…
- That reminds me…
- Quack!
- Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
- It’s duck vs. dragon!
- Is that so hard to believe?
- Where are you going?
- What’s our plan?
- If you’d stop interrupting…
- Happy family reunion…
- How could you?
- Is it… really… you?!?
- Who? I? Am?
- Will everyone just…
- It’ll be okay…
- You won’t like it.
- Give it a moment.
- Do you dare to imagine…
- I had no quarrel with it…
- Dancing, you say?
- Quite sophisticated…
- Feel the irony?
- For all our sakes…
- Just tell us the total!
- Admit it…
- Such a classic!
- ‘Tis a mystery!
- Keep away!
- I’ll take care of it!
- Tragic though it may be…
- You must get them away from here…
- It’s almost never okay…
- Did you just quack?
- Does that mean…
- ‘Doing’ what?
- How are you in control?
- Don’t You Dare!
- It’s just blood.
- Not “just.”
- First rule of adventuring…
- Awkward
- A dialect…
- Why must you ruin it?
- And in the darkness…
- How would we know?
- It’s not that simple.
- What must we do?
- I’m no art critic…
- That hideous thing…
- Use your words…
- Why don’t you…
- Time flies…
- This should be fun!
- For some reason
- Don’t freak out…
- Gah, I say.
- What killed him?
- Your majesty?
- Go ahead…
- You’ll what?
- Think of the children!
- Time is running out!
- Consider, Quimp…
- The Red?
- I mean, are you the bad guy?
- But a tiny prince…
- Why wouldn’t he?
- In my defense…
- Again!
- It’s come to this.
- Appropriately embarrassed…
- Meant to be shared…
- The Red took her…
- No one could understand…
- Sort of…
- Bob, if you please…
- This plan is awful…
- The prince said so…
- That was you?
- Falling into place.
- …inspiring some duplicity…
- …the next step was easy…
